wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
My wedding vows are going to be solely Ezra Koenig tweets
will you take this man to be your husband?
mom: you can’t lie in bed all day and do nothing you have chores to do
me: close my door on your way out
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious